Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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