i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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