Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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