So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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