Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When did angry sex become our thing?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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