i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We are two peas in an std pod
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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