the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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