Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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