She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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