at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So much rum. So many feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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