I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Come share oat with me in your robe
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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