North Korea, Best Korea!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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