We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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