Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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