I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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