He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
