absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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