Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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