that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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