He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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