She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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