We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's rum buckets o'clock
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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