i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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