My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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