it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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