Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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