Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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