I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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