look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Who put my cat in the fridge?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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