whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
North Korea, Best Korea!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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