But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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