Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake