Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER