i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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