I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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