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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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