we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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