Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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