i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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