Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off