North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You are the jesus of drinking
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
