I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize