do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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