Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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