Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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