I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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