I hate all girls vehemently.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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