he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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