i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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