I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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