where am i from again
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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