yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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