STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
