Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Please don't give away my fajitas
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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