he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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