gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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